Do they still hang you for treason

Well I got to work today and I looked at my office email. There is a email from our great and wonderful leader not manager but leader. (God only knows that we need a good manager not a lousy leader) So as I read on I notice that this email is dated and timed from Friday at 4:07pm (funny how our leader sends email out just as their leaving on a Friday afternoon) as I read I find out one of my new duties will be making sure our locker room is clean and tidy now I find this a problem since I don't even spend time in the locker room plus I work with a bunch of messy, sloppy people who do not clean up after themselves. To make matters worse there is a check list sheet that I have to fill out daily saying that I did clean up everyone mess.

I thought before I go off the deep end I would try to have a civil conversation with my leader but low and behold my great and wonderful leader will not be in the office Monday. So yet my great and wonderful leader drops a bomb and runs away.

If you are going to be a leader instead of a manager then you better know how to lead a group of people because if you don't know how to lead there will be someone charged with treason.

I guess you can say I am the head rebel of the mission to overthrow our present regime. So watch for my hanging in the public square.

If there is anyone out there that would like to join our cause we welcome you.