Sad news

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

1st comments from my tales of Mexico

Here are some comments from my last post.

Polt supply me with food and booze and listen to my tales of Mexico and made me feel better.

Comment from Polts Palace
KFC, brownies with whipped cream, Champagne, white zimfindel, Madonna on the CD player, and moi! What a perfectly FABulous evening! Only thing missing was the go-go boys dancing on your desk...but that would have been for me, not necessarily you, and that evening was All About You!!!

I do thank you for the evening but we all know it is really all about you. You allow it to be about me for a short period of time

>I can not figure out straight men >so maybe someone out there can >help me out.

Comment from Polts Palace
Pffft, who CAN figure them out. They're almost as confusing as wome-, er, um....yeah, well anyway..........

Hey Hey when have I ever pulled the confusing woman thing ...... oh wait a minute you may be a gay man but your still a man....

Back for Mexico

Well I am back.
I went to Mexico and stayed at the Catalonia Riviera Maya. The hotel was very nice and the beach and pool were great. It was warm and the food and drinks was excellant. For those of you who visit Polts Palace may have read that I took my boy toy with me. I will say this much my traveling companion was 25yrs of age and recently there has been some "slap and tickle." I don't know what happend but when we enter Mexico the boy toy did not want to play anymore. His excuse was we are friends and he does not want to hurt the friendship. My thought I was not excepting anything except fun in the sun but the night before we left (Sat) there was some major "slap and tickle" and both of us enjoyed the evening. So I have no clue as to what change but being the strong woman that I am I went out and enjoyed the sights of Mexico. Pictures to come as soon as they are ready. I will admit I my feelings were hurt and I called Polt for support and upon my arrival home Polt supply me with food and booze and listen to my tales of Mexico and made me feel better.
I will be traveling to Toronto with Polt next week and needless to say I will have more fun on this trip because when the hag goes with her fag there is always fun to be had. So I know Polt will take the bad taste of Mexico away and as far as the trip to Bermuda I will be taking 15 people with me so I really am working on this trip. Hey It a tough job but someone has got to do it.

If anyone has views as to why my boy toy did what he did please share. I can not figure out straight men so maybe someone out there can help me out.

I leave today for Vacation

Finally the day is here I am officially on vacation. I do not have to do dam thing except have fun.
I will have photos and I am sure some great stories.

How To Handle a Buzz

4 Beers



After 2 glasses of wine....



After 3 Kamikazes



After 2 bottles of wine (shared of course)....


After too many Margaritas....



(Note how the head must be restrained to prevent it from exploding)



After 4 six-packs....

I am a Brownie

This was sent to me and I thought you all might enjoy this test. It simple and there is no wrong answer.

No cheating. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert personality test, let me know what the results.

If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? (Sorry, you can only pick one!)
1.) Angel Food Cake 2.) Brownies 3.) Lemon Meringue Pie 4.) Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing 5.) Strawberry Short Cake 6.) Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing 7.) Ice Cream 8.) Carrot Cake

NO... You can't change your mind once you scroll down! So think carefully what your choice will be!NOW SCROLL DOWN OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about you!

Angel Food Cake - Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

Brownies - You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

Lemon Meringue Pie - Smooth, sexy & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.

Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing - Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

Strawberry Short Cake - Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly emotional at times.

Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing- You love to give as well as receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

Ice Cream - You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

Carrot Cake - You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

Vacations

It is 4 days to my vacation. I seems like 40 days.
Why does time go so slow when you want something so bad.
Then once it here is goes by so fast.
Just a thought

Vacations

It is 11 days to my vacation. I will be going to Mexico for 4 nights and 5 days. I will be traveling with a friend the only thing I am expecting from this vacation is fun in the sun. The resort I will be staying at includes all the food and drink. I think they will lose money on me. I can not wait to see the crystal blue water. If you have never been any further south than FL then you have no idea how clear the water is and how warm it feels.
My friend that is going with me is younger and I am a little older and I hoping I can keep up with him or he can keep up with me. I don't think I am going to get much rest on this trip at least I hope not......
I have heard it said that a young man with keep you young and they are willing to please. I will have to find out if this saying is true or not. (Oh please let it be true)

Why did I answer the phone?

A very strange thing happend today. I was at work and the phone rang it was co-worker who wanted to know If I could work for them on a Friday evening in Nov. This would mean I would not get off work until 3:00am and since I work a 2nd job on Sat which starts at 9:00am and ends at 1:00pm and I would return to the 1st job at 3:00pm and work to 11:15pm. I thought not a good idea so I said I sorry but I could not do it.
All of the sudden the co-worker goes off on me. I could not believe it. I have always help this coworker out and this is what I get. When I asked why they were so upset they would not give me answer other than they always come in for me when I ask but I never stay late when they ask. Thats real funny since this co-worker was off for 6 weeks for health reasons and I am the one who cover their shift.
How soon they forget......
So the co-worker pissed off and they tried to piss me off but no one is going to ruin the good mood I have been in for the last few days. Plus with my Mexico trip that is 18 days away no one is going to upset me.